I feel like my skeleton is trying to escape

etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!
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Only click the read more if you’re fully prepared. I’m taking no responsibility past this point.
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(Via vodkassassin Source: etakeh) 28,234 notes | 4 hours ago

funeralend:

i hope i’m not only a beloved mutual to you but also an annoying mutual-in-law to someone else

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three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat:

You know what, fuck you. *Romanticizes the monstrous in a way that is deeply compelling to people who feel they’ve been ostracized from mainstream society in one way or another, and also at least a little bit horny*

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whitepeopletwitter:

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heavybend:

heavybend:
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious

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fairycosmos:

johnnycrass:
baphonnicula:
nowhere else

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nyancrimew:

cooking-with-nitroglycerin:
nyancrimew:
i am going to kiss wikipedia
Wikipedia is a bunch of servers in like a basement
boobs touching, sloppy style, with tongue, etc ..

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mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

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infectiouspiss:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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mpekamitzii:

Nature studies!!

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